Join the PIGS on a remote Alaskan float trip for a week of world class angling and a true wilderness adventure.

Only at PIGS can you be guaranteed an affordable Alaskan experience filled with tasteless humor, exceptional service, and memories that will last a lifetime.

This is a small sampling of what makes our services stand out from the rest. Click on any of them to read in detail what we have to offer.

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Welcome to the Politically Incorrect Guide Service

Home of the Boys Out Navigating Epic RiverS, or as we call ourselves, B.O.N.E.R.S!

While on a road trip John and Mark were discussing possible names for the business.

We wanted a name that stood out professionally, yet portrayed who we were as individuals. Being the fun loving, easy going jokesters that we are, names we were coming up with were too serious. We needed something fun and that separated us from all the rest.

After a few hours of getting nowhere, Mark came up with the acronym of B.O.N.E.R.S or Boys Out Navigating Epic RiverS. Hearing this, John’s wife Lori called John and Mark “PIGS”! The name stuck and the Politically Incorrect Guide Service was born.

PIGS is dedicated to providing a safe, fun, and exciting atmosphere at all times. We want everyone to be themselves and feel free from the politically correct world that we live. If you cannot take a joke we are not for you. PIGS consider ourselves as equal opportunity offenders.

All PIGS float trips are geared and customized specifically to each individual group. Unlike our competitors, our trips will never mix groups together. Enjoy your trip with whoever is in your party, no one else. This makes your trip private with no worries about some jackass ruining your Alaskan adventure.

PIGS provides a laid back wilderness experience that is conducive for everyone, regardless of age, to sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.

From the beginning we have strived to be different and more importantly, the best float trip company in the business.

PIGS will not be responsible for any injuries resulting from the successful attempt to scratch a bear’s belly.

Meet Your Outfitters

John and Mark are not only your guides, they're your outfitters. They provide the gear, the knowledge, and the occasional politically incorrect joke that makes your Alaskan adventure one of a kind.

Our PIGS have extensive guiding and angling experiences, which ensures that you will have the trip of a lifetime. It is of utmost importance that our guests have fun with their guides.

Please take a minute to get to know a little about your outfitters.

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Fish of Alaska

“If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.” –Doug Larson

You have made it this far, so what are you waiting for? Book a trip with PIGS and experience Alaska away from the crowds.

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