While on a road trip John and Mark were discussing possible names for the business.

We wanted a name that stood out professionally, yet portrayed who we were as individuals. Being the fun loving, easy going jokesters that we are, names we were coming up with were too serious. We needed something fun and that separated us from all the rest.

After a few hours of getting nowhere, Mark came up with the acronym of B.O.N.E.R.S or Boys Out Navigating Epic RiverS. Hearing this, John’s wife Lori called John and Mark “PIGS”! The name stuck and the Politically Incorrect Guide Service was born.

PIGS is dedicated to providing a safe, fun, and exciting atmosphere at all times. We want everyone to be themselves and feel free from the politically correct world that we live. If you cannot take a joke we are not for you. PIGS consider ourselves as equal opportunity offenders.

All PIGS float trips are geared and customized specifically to each individual group. Unlike our competitors, our trips will never mix groups together. Enjoy your trip with whoever is in your party, no one else. This makes your trip private with no worries about some jackass ruining your Alaskan adventure.

PIGS provides a laid back wilderness experience that is conducive for everyone, regardless of age, to sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.

From the beginning we have strived to be different and more importantly, the best float trip company in the business.

PIGS will not be responsible for any injuries resulting from the successful attempt to scratch a bear’s belly.